- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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