- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

George W. Bush

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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