- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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