Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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