- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why did the black guy die? cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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