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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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