How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A lot eh?

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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