- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What page are you on The gay page.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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