How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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