- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the chicken cross the road...

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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