Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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