How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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