- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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