- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Jimmy Saville

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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