A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

The Big Band Theory

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Your mam is so fat.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why are balck people black because they are

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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