- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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