- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why dont they make black forks

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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