Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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