What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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