- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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