- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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