I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A storm be brewin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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