- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the new green? Green

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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