- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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