What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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i hate non minorities!

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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