What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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