what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

cancer

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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