- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

how do you win a game try your best

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Your Mom The End.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

This is an anti- joke

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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