- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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