- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

taking out the trash... at night

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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