- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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