Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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