whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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