- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

woman's rights

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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