- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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