- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

united we sit, cause we're fat

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Antijokes...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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