What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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