- Anti Joke

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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