- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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