How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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