what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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