- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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