What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Womens rights.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

a blind man walks into a wall

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

lets bomb africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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