- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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