My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

SHUT UP JP

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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