- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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