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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

what are three short words? i a am

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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