What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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