What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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