Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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j.p. is dumb

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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#Getweird

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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