- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Black people having a Job.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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