- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

race-car = rac-ecar

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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