- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

I just threw up..In my pants.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Please ignore this statement.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

race-car = rac-ecar

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Im taking a shit right now.

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