What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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