women's rights

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Golf.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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