- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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