Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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SHUT UP JP

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Anti Joke

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