- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

No

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

one stop shop

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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