hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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