What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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