- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

John Cena for president

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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