What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Men's rights

Justin Bieber.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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