- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? Paul.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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