- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

woman's rights

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

race-car = rac-ecar

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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