- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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