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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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9/11

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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