How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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