What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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William Raines.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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