Kate

A black guy walks in to a bar.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

So a seal walks into a club...

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Ruller

Robin, get in the car.

your moms so fat she has kankles

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Asians...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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