- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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