Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Scott

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

who just made fun of katie matt

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

ekoj

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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