What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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your fat

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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