- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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