One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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An antijoke

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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