- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Carlton

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

why did the chicken cross the road

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Robin, get in the car.

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