Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Oh...okay, good.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Anti Joke

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