The mets are 3-0 this season

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Thumbs this up

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Black Poeple

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Military intelligence.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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