The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Is Carly smart? No.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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