- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

45.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Roses are red Violets are blue

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

what's black? a lot of things.

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