Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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