What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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