Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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balls in ya mouf

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wat?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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