What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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this is not a joke.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A black person in the NHL

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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