What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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