I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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live babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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