Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Potato salad

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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