- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Robin, get in the car.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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