- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Adam Chebali is awesome

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

snowglobe

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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