Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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