- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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