What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's long and black The unemployment line

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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