You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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