- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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