Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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