what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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