- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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