- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

These Jokes suck.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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