- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Japan

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Justin Bieber.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Men's rights

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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